Left of Center: By Yukkione: Strange news out of North Carolina.
Strange news out of North Carolina.
Saturday, April 01, 2006
Time : 5:46 PM

According to the Associated press: Read Story here.
Three men have been arrested on charges of performing castrations on apparently willing participants in a sadomasochistic "dungeon" in a rural house, authorities said Friday.
"It's extremely bizarre," District Attorney Michael Bonfoey said in a telephone interview. "It's incredible the amount of ways that people can find to run afoul of the law." ...
Sheriff's investigators said Richard Sciara, 61, Danny Reeves, 49, and Michael Mendez, 60, admitted performing at least eight surgeries, including castrations and testicle replacements, on six consenting clients over the past year. None of the three is licensed to practice medicine, officials said. ...
Each man faces 10 felony counts _ five each of castration without malice and conspiracy to commit castration without malice _ as well as eight misdemeanor counts of performing medical acts without a license. Each felony carries a maximum three years and three months in prison, Bonfoey said.
Stranger still, is that found among several file cabinets and hundreds of records kept by the three, were commercial flight receipts and travel itineraries for many members of the House and Senate of the United States. It's uncertain why so many elected representatives would be coming to visit the men, but photographic evidence seized at the scene suggest that they were having their balls removed. Several Democrats contacted about the allegations declined comment. It's suspected that it is all part of the Democrat Enforced Pussiliency Project or DEPP as it's known on the hill.

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Comments for Strange news out of North Carolina.
Then it's true, the Democrats have no cojones. I wonder if the three were part of the RDTS?

yeah, the Dems are testes free and lactose intolerant.

damn, i posted this very same story BUT i left out the MOST important word:

pussiliency!

damn

I thought I'd come to your blog and say some mean things about you since you did the same to me yesterday. You are a Bush hating islamofascist loving liberal. My love of Jesus and desire to go to Heaven won't allow me to say what I really think!

Nice shirt Carrie! lol

No pussive-agressiveness from that commenter!

But what I wanna know, is the procedure covered by the Congressional Health Care plan? Are WE paying for this pussilienciation?

Michael , I beleive we are. The bad thing is that most of these fellows have already sired children and have passed on the pussilient gene.
Carrie what are you talking about? I wished you all the luck in following your star.

"Conspiracy to Commit Castration Without Malice". Just love that. Any word on whether it was "Without Anesthetic"?

The question on everyone's mind is if Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton were among his clients. I mean, if anyone needs a rapid decrease in testosterone production, it's those two deviants.

Very fine usage of the word pussiliency!

LOC you guys are helping us get on board with the Campaign for AntiPussilientarianism.


Um, interesting post. Those tools make me uncomfortable yet slightly intrigued. -Lily

from what I understand, when they got there ... the surgery was aborted because of a lack of microsurgery equipment ...

Sounds bad for Democrats, but there is hope. Neuticles can help us. We can order cajones and have them shipped to our democratic members on-the-hill. We do to do it before the 2006 elections!

Damn it, Carrie must really be horny. She's still running around topless hoping to seduce a liberal. Maybe we're tasteless girl, but Carrie at least we have some standards.

Besides Mary Carey has already wrapped up the GOP-porn girl role and you don't look like you have the right-stuff to replace her. You'll be voted off before that happens.

very good. very good.

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