Reports are surfacing that since Carl Rove was assigned the rebuilding efforts from hurricane Katrina, that he has lost control of the Bush spin machine. (Pictured here in his decompression chamber) Mixed messages are the order of the day for the Bushies it may seem, as they simultaneously tout their toughness on homeland security, and sell off vital national assets to global sponsors of terrorism. When asked about this mind numbing breach of good sense Rove replied, “poopy, baby poopy.”