now i'll have to go dig up (so to speak) my old listing of the

100 reasons WHY a cucumber is better than a man.......

thanks a lot

(and i know it's been linked to before but do THESE count as 'sex-toys' or are they religious objects???? divine interventions

• Posted at 7:08 PM | By  Unknown

I've read that .. hehe but a cucumber wont get you a glass of wine afterwards or snuggle with you.. You need a woman for that. ha! As to those sacred relics..hmm The Budda looks like a challenge. Best tryed in the Lotus postion.

• Posted at 7:20 PM | By  Yukkione

Depends on what's defined as a sex toy. I've been called a sex toy.
It's been a while though. The old batteries are running down.
Peace.

• Posted at 9:11 PM | By  Human

Oh sweet Jesus... this sounds exactly like those ridiculous anti sodomy laws that 24 (I think?) states have on the books. Interestingly enough, sodomy is given the VERY LOOSE interpretation of: Any deviant sexual act, often deemed so because such does not lead to procreation. Hmm... so since sex toys cannot lead to impregnanting a female, is that the REAL issue here?

The best chart I ever saw was in the back of Peter McWilliams' book "Ain't Nobody's Business if Ya Do" which listed all of the consensual "crimes" state by state. The "crimes" ranged from living together without being married to anal sex between heterosexuals to oral sex between homosexuals... all of it is just beyond ridiculous.

Perhaps if a few of these uptight freaks got a good head job or had their salads tossed they might not spend so much time worrying what others do in the bedroom, eh?

..... and yes Left of Center... the salads tossed remark was in honor of you.

• Posted at 10:26 PM | By  Tina

Why thank you! I see you lurking at Neils too. :P

• Posted at 10:49 PM | By  Yukkione

amazing ... like time is reversed in some places ... in some places it is illegal to sell a "dildo," but legal to sell a marital aid ... if dildos are outlawed only outlaws will have dildos ... will some say ... "when they pry it from my cold dead hand ..." outlawing dildos would purge the whitehouse and much of the halls of congress ... and substantiallyl clear the supreme court bench however ...

• Posted at 12:33 AM | By  Rory Shock

There is such a thing as a baby Jesus butt plug? Now I have heard of everything.

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• Posted at 3:45 AM | By  michael the tubthumper

Well thank goodness they are cleaning things up. When they take care of this dildo problem, then they can deal with the less pressing problems like poverty.

• Posted at 7:13 AM | By  pissed off patricia

They WILL have to pry them from our cold dead fingers.Oh who am I kidding? I don't have those but still- for the record I demand my right to perhaps buy them! Wearing, um, sunglasses. And a nun habit...a wig. A clown nose.

Did somebody say Lotus?

• Posted at 7:54 AM | By  Anonymous

SC, AL, and GA rank number 4, 5, and 7 in national infant mortality.

But, yeah, I can see why these legislatures would spend their time on such pressing matters as sex toy prohibitions. I mean you gotta set your priorities...

Pricks.

• Posted at 10:27 PM | By  -epm

Don't get too used to your cucumber...they'll ban phalic shaped veggies next...then they'll start chopping off fingers!

Men are monstrous fools!

• Posted at 11:30 PM | By  Mark Prime (tpm/Confession Zero)

no sopranos posting?

• Posted at 5:50 AM | By  Unknown

This kinda law was in Texas briefly. For a brief period under our current crazy christian governor(here's hoping for change in November) there were a couple of high profile "raids."

Mike

• Posted at 10:51 AM | By  mikevotes

OMG rose I total forgot the Sopranos post. I've been recovering from my back problem and the heavy painkillers I was taking. To say I've been in a foul mood the last few days would be an understatement. (withdrawl from two weeks of pain killers?) I havent been sleeping well either as a result. I will add the post though and thanks for the reminder.

• Posted at 11:33 AM | By  Yukkione

I bet there'll be a run on spatulas, dowels, and hammers... just you watch.

This is funny.

• Posted at 8:26 PM | By  Kathleen Callon

I bet there'll be a run on spatulas, dowels, and hammers... just you watch.

I don't even want to know...

• Posted at 8:38 PM | By  -epm

spatulas, dowels, and hammers Oh my!
spatulas, dowels, and hammers Oh my!

• Posted at 12:17 AM | By  Yukkione

hmmm, does that ban include blow up dolls? because I have this friend......

• Posted at 2:29 AM | By  Graeme

guess I'd better hide away all my candles...

• Posted at 1:42 PM | By  Unknown